I was actually hesitant to read this myself, since the summary definitely sounded like it was Not My Thing. But then I thought to myself, "Mem's stories are awesome. I have not failed to love a single one, no matter what the premise. If she writes it, it will be good."

And it was. It was fantastic. And oh, god, I can just see the Master making a switch like that with the sugar, and that really does completely justify everything that happens in that kitchen. Also, crack. Did I mention crack? I am glad that you admitted to writing this. ♥