You know he would. He'd be all 'Oh, look, they're obsessed with me! I need to mess with them!'

Well, the affair thing is actually from a comment by Nicholas Courtney, not anything canon. It was his personal head canon that his first marriage ended badly because of an affair, possibly with Doris. And who am I to argue with Nicholas Courtney?

I'm game for group hugs. XD Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the comments!