#7 and #27 are the same line.

Hahaha, my favorites, just by looking at them are: 4, 6 (mais oui), 10, 18, 22, and 29. XD

#2 of the unposted one sounds like an actual writing prompt.

Also, I'm sorry to hear your week has been going poorly. :( But I'm all supportive of procrastinating. Procrastinating's the best.

Hm, I always like making first lines. I've had a few good ones over the years, a few favorites of my own being:

It was a well-known fact in Shepardton that Maureen Richards kept a torture device in her backyard.

Emmanuel Higgins could not be trusted with a razor.

"You and I are the main characters, correct?"

On All Souls’ Day, Tyler’s aunt Chrysanthemum announced on her website Psychic Sidekick that she had had a vision of her imminent death

All of us at the Canadian Women's Club of Atlanta hated Denise.

lol, apparently my favorite lines are all the morbid ones.