2011-10-06

2011-10-06 06:36 pm

Always Bring a Banana to a Party

Always Bring a Banana to a Party
By: Memory Dragon the Bananas.  They so made me do it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Tenth Doctor/Simm Master/Jack/Ianto
Warnings: I just... Crack.  Lots of crack.  And some innuendo and a little bit of implied sex.  Did I mention the crack?  Oh, and bananas...
Original Prompt: Ten!Simm!Jack!Ianto, bananas, in the TARDIS
Notes: Written a long time ago for the [livejournal.com profile] best_enemies anon kink meme. The original can be found here.  I swore never to admit to this one since it's ridiculous and received nary a comment in the first go, but since I'm admitting to the Batman roleplay, I might as well post the other equally embarrassing fic.  What's left of my pride shall be weeping in the corner.
Thanks: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] nemaline for managing to sit through this to beta it.

Ianto didn't understand what he was doing here in the first place. )