The Fire for an Enemy

So, this was my attempt at the b_e historical challenge.  It was supposed to be an epic retelling of the Butterfly Lovers myth, except the Master was having none of that plot and the Doctor was too lazy to do anything other than snark.  Which left me with SWP, which is rather like Porn Without Plot, except with snark instead of sex.  Since I've been assured on two accounts that people would want to read it anyway despite not having anything resembling a plot, I post it here for everyone to read. 

There will also be more fic posted tomorrow, since Nar's gotten back to me on the Tsubasa fic.  But for now, enjoy the snark.

The Fire for an Enemy
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Tenth Doctor/Simm Master
Warnings: This really has absolutely no plot.  I tried.  I really did.  The Master and the Doctor fought me every step of the way and reduced it to this.  Sigh.  I tried. There's also some talk of historical sex, but nothing graphic.
Notes: Written for the best_enemies Historical Challenge.  Because I at least wanted to do something with the research I did...
Thanks: Many thanks to both nemaline and narwhale_callin for betaing this.  I'd probably have just scraped this otherwise, since it really doesn't have a plot.  -_-;;;

( Here they were, in the middle of the Sui dynasty with all the Brilliant sights to see, and the Master was studying. )