dragonofmemory | Mem has never actually done one of these things...

Okay, since I really haven't posted any writings in a while, I figure I might as well give you some head canon.

narwhale_callin did this Five Things meme, so I figure I might as well steal it.

Pick any character from Doctor Who, and I'll tell you the top 5 things my headcanon says are true about them.

I'm actually going to go ahead and open it up to other fandoms as well. Doctor Who, Babylon 5, Firefly, Middleman, Torchwood, and any of the animes on my fic list (including Ronin Warriors/YST, which isn't on my fic list, but I am totally not ashamed to admit to be a hard core fan of) are open to chose from. Also, any of the Tales Of games and any Final Fantasy below X. I have the feeling most of my flist will stick with Who though. If I don't know the character, I'm sure I can make some stuff up.

If you want to ask for more than one character, go ahead and put them in the same comment. I can separate them later. Plus, then Nar won't have a reason to spam me the way I spammed her. XD I have the feeling this won't stop her, but hey.

Fair warning, I can be quite mad at times. You won't always get completely sane answers.

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How about the Brig and Shalka!Doctor, then? :D

1. This has been mentioned in several of my fics, but the TARDIS totally has a crush on the Brigadier. He is not quite sure what to do with the time machine's affection, but he accepts it gracefully after a month or so of complete disbelief that the TARDIS is alive.

2. He has twice used only his eyebrows to save the universe. If someone could find a way to do it, it would be him or Spock. (EDIT: Actually, an eyebrow war between him and Spock would be EPIC.)

3. He did not, in fact, die. This is just some terrible misunderstanding on Doris' part. He was kidnapped by alien resistant leaders who needed his help and had his life elongated when they freed their world. He now acts as an adviser to the new queen and the Doctor stumbles across him after a few years and they travel the universe together. Either that, or Persephone returned to renew their epic love and turned him into a god along side her. I could totally ship that.

4. He is the long distant ancestor of Bret Vyon and Sarah Kingdom. They were the last of the Lethbridge-Stewart clan, sadly, but in an alternate universe they both survived and made the Brigadier quite proud.

5. He has met and worked with every single regeneration of the Doctor, and has had an encounter every regeneration of the Master. The Brigadier hasn't always known it, but he's made quite an impact on both of them. <3

Edited 2012-02-28 03:27 (UTC)

I still love that the TARDIS has a crush on him! <3 It is so cute!

Eyebrow war between Spock and the Brig = MEGA EPIC WIN

#5 Awwwwww

Your headcannon is good, and you should feel good about it.

I love all of yours for the Brig! #3 would be lovely, if it were true.

It is true. You cannot convince me otherwise. >.> Glad you like them though!

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sorry if this is a repost of a comment.

I want you to know just how epic that is. Because it is so very, very epic. Especially the Doctor and Kirk completely ignoring them. <3

1. Shalka Doctor's favorite food is Spoo, and he delights in forcing it on everyone, including the Master who can't stand it.

2. He also has a pet Tribble, which he keeps well hidden from the Master and any food source. (Shalka Doctor is apparently my Doctor for random crossover details)

3. Shalka Doctor and Shalka Master have a hidden prank contest going on. No one realizes it, not even Allison, but they secretly substitute various substances for sugar in their tea and rearrange wires/books/rooms just to annoy each other.

4. He forgets to eat. Frequently. And sleep. The Master has to occasionally lock him in the closet with food and a pillow in order to remember.

5. He's a closet roleplayer, of the kind that constantly needs a good whack with the cluebat. His DM usually ends the night extremely frustrated with the Doctor.

#3 YES. This is now my headcannon too!

I also love that he's your crossover Doctor. XD

I like the idea that Shalkaverse is more prone to crossovers. Someone should write an academic paper on Shalkaverse as a liminal space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liminality)

I love #5, and # 4 seems very, very plausible. Especially since I imagine the Master doesn't need to sleep.

I don't think it's just him, sadly. I tend to slip in references with a lot of Doctors, especially to B5. Most of them no one ever get, which makes me a sad panda. I think the Shadow War is what I slip in the most though, and most people probably assume I'm going off on the Shadow Proclamation or something. Though I do get in a few Interstellar Alliance cracks occasionally as well. Thing is, B5 makes such good reference material. It all sounds futuristic and political. XD

Of course the Master doesn't need to sleep. He also hates having to show that he cares enough about the Doctor not sleeping to lock him in the closet, so he gets very annoyed for a while after.

Beware the cluebat, Doctor...

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