Copy Cat Mem thinks it's a good idea...

[dragonofmemory]

So Nar has posted a list of characters the five things meme has spurred.  Considering mine has gone just as out of control as hers has due to some mutual trolling, it's probably a good idea to round them up. The list will be updated as new requests get filled.

So without further ado, the characters I've written head cannon for:

Doctor Who
The Brigadier                       Shalka Doctor                       Tenth Doctor
Jo Grant                                Ian Chesterton                      Face of Boe
Jabe                                     The Master                           The Rani
Romana                                Bessie                                  Prince Peladon
Dorothy 'Ace' McShane        Three's Jackets                     Mickey Smith
Sixth Doctor                        Sharon (Amy's Aunt)              The TARDIS
Cameca                               Third Doctor                           The Random Bowler-hatted Time Lord in 'Autons'
Harry Sullivan                     Brigade Leader                      Evil Benton
Theta/First Doctor                Omega                                   Grover Doctor
Oswin

Roleplay:
Alternate Doctor                   Alternate Master

Babylon 5
Security Chef Michael Garibaldi          Adira Tyree                    Ambassador Delenn Mir
Commander Susan Ivanova                Ambassador G'kar          N'Grath
Kosh                                                    Mr. Morden                     Lennier

If you're interested in other characters or fandoms, check out this post.  The warning of insanity bears repeating. 

Comments

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Oooohhhhh, you went and one-upped me by making hyperlinks, you sneak. :P I'm too lazy to be that fancy, myself.

TROLL-BUDDY 4 LYFE.

I.....think?.....I like your icon, with the muppets. They look like they're waiting in anticipation for the phone to ring, and it amuses me. In a kind of "I'm half terrifed of and half in love with muppets" sort of way.

completely gratuitous comment fic PART ONE

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

While twenty-year-old Theta was taking a walk along the mountain path outside his parents' house over winter break, he thought he overheard a conversation.

"Nope."
"Nope."
"Nope nope nope nope."
"Book."
"Book."
"Book book book."
"Hm...horse. Yip."
"Horse. Yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip, horse. Yip yip."
"....NEIGH. .....NEIGH."

Theta rounded the corner and saw two small aliens that sort of looked like mops with eyes. They were staring very intently at one of the very small fire lizards that lived in the mountains, which was staring just as intently back at them.

"Hm...nope."
"Nope."
"Nope nope nope nope."
"Nope nope nope."

The two aliens consulted a small field guide, giving the lizard a few scrutinizing looks as they did so.

"Hm.....pig," said the blue one.
"Yip yip. Pig. Yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip yip yip."
".....OINK. .......OINK."

Theta crept closer to the aliens and quietly said, "Can I help you?"

The aliens gasped loudly, spinning around with their mouths impossibly shielding their faces, shivering. Slowly, they began to look over their humongous lower lips at him.

"Sorry, but are you lost?" Theta asked them, crouching down so that he was closer to their height.

"Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Earth," said the pink one.
"Earth," the other agreed.
"Yip yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip yip. Earth."
"I'm sorry, but this isn't Earth," Theta said, wondering how they got so drastically off-course. Earth was galaxies away. "You're on Gallifrey."
".....Ohhhhhhhhh," said the blue one.
"Gallifrey. Gallifrey. Yip yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip."
"Hello," said the pink one.
"Greetings," said the blue one.
"Hello," said Theta. "I'm Theta."
"Theta. Theta. Yip yip yip yip yip. Hello, Theta."
"Yip yip yip yip. Greetings, Theta."
"Would you like to use my phone?" Theta asked them. "To call your parents to pick you up? ...Or whatever it is you have?"
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip. Phone."
"Phone, phone. Yip yip yip yip."
"All right, then. Follow me."

Theta led them back down the mountain, the aliens making enthusiastic "yip" noises as they went.

***

"Mother, I found some lost aliens on the mountain again," Theta said as he came through the door.

His mother didn't look up from the Gallifrey Times. "Well, you know where to show them the phone, sweetie," she answered.

After directing the aliens away from trying to communicate with a vase of flowers, Theta brought them to the kitchen phone. They greeted it with great familiarity.

"BRRRRRRRRRRRIIIING!" said the blue one to the phone.
"BRRRRRING! BRRRIIING!" echoed the pink one.
"Do you know what your number is?" Theta asked them. "Does your planet have numbers?"
"Hm.....nope," said the pink one.
"Nope nope nope nope."
"What planet are you from?" Theta asked instead.
"Mars."
"Yip, Mars."
Theta raised his eyebrows in suprise. "Really? Hm, I wonder how you missed Earth. Never mind, though, we have Mars in the directory."

He dialed the Martian telephone operator system, then held out the receiver to the aliens. They looked at it curiously until the distinctive hiss of an Ice Warrior voice asked how it could help them.

"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh," said the blue alien. "Hello, hello, hello."
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip, greetings!" said the pink one.

Theta heard a loud, hissing sigh on the other end, then heard the operator say, "Can I sspeak to whoever dialed?"

Theta held the phone back to his ear and said, "Hello."
"I'm ssorry about thiss," said the Ice Warrior Martian on the other end. "Thosse two alwayss get off coursse. We'll come fetch them. Which planet iss thiss?"
"This is Gallifrey."
"Quite a wayss thiss time. We will come get them by dussk."
"All right. We'll look after them until then."
"Apologiess onccce again."
They hung up.

"Mother, they'll be staying for supper," Theta called.

***

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting on your Mr. Morden headcannon, so you know.