A Fight to the (petite) Death

Another anon response that I've decided to claim.  This one is silly and quite a bit cracky, so just keep that in mind.  As if the title didn't give that all away, but hey...

A Fight to the (petite) Death
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Warnings: It's just cracky, pure and simple.  That and the Doctor doesn't play fair while fencing.  At least it's short?
Orginal Prompt: the doctor writes doctor/master fic
Author's Thanks: Once again, many thanks to Cy for betaing.  I don't know where I'd be without her.  She's the one who tempted me to write this by telling my my Three voice was perfect, so thank her for boosting my ego.  

( That's one point for me... )