Guys.  Guys.  I just.  I don't know how to deal with this.  I really don't.  THEY'RE FENCING ON TOKYO TOWER.  And the Master's TARDIS, good God.  I'm half-tempted to post this to b_e, but I don't know if this is a video everyone has already seen or not. 

Seriously scarred for life right now.
So, I shoot [ profile] narwhale_callin a PM saying I've fallen prey to some fantastic Identity Porn over on AO3, and she comes back with a question of what it is.

Obviously, this is unacceptable.  So in case anyone else was wondering, have my thoughts on Identity Porn.

Identity Porn: far more amusing than real porn. )

LJ, why do you not have a terrified mood?  Because my mind is far more than scary...  I'm just going to watch this video again to clear my thoughts.


Nov. 16th, 2011 10:21 pm
So to celebrate a very kind rec on Calufrax, I decided to re-post my drabble challenge where I can find it again. 

By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Theta, Koschei, Fifth Doctor, Ainley Master
Warnings: Fairly angsty with mentions of death.  Some references for Planet of Fire, but I'm pretty sure you can miss it if you're unfamiliar with the serial, so I wouldn't worry too much about spoilers.  Also, it is very unbetaed.
Rating: (I always forget this)  Um... PG-13 for tones of death?  No wonder I always forget these.  Maybe I should just stick with my warnings, since they're generally more descriptive...
Notes: Written for the [info]best_enemies 100 drabble challenge.  It is a very worthy quest and I may be writing another one if I've got time on Friday, but have my rehash of a deleted paragraph from Alone in the Dark in the mean time. 

The Doctor almost couldn't remember a time when the Master wasn't afraid of death. )
So I think I've managed a decent work around for LJ's prissy-ness that actually isn't too annoying. To celebrate, I give you fic that indulges my velvet-loving goo-aliens needs. I've ruined some of Three's jackets. It's only right that Ainley Master gets his turn. <3

An Unacknowledged Acquaintance
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Summary: After the events in the Death Zone, the Master is stuck on a dull planet waiting for his TARDIS to repair the life support systems. There, he sees the last person he wanted to meet.
Characters: First Doctor, Ainley Master
Warnings: Sadly, the Master's jacket is well in it's death throes at the start of this fic. Also, a small bit of angst.
Notes: This actually turned out fairly Gen and is more what I was used to writing before Cy dragged me into slash. It's a short ficlet set just after The Five Doctors.
Thanks: Thanks to [ profile] narwhale_callin for making this fic actually readable. I'd nearly scrapped it entirely a few times, and she worked out why the fic was being unreasonable.

The Master shuddered, trying not to think of how the big, red blobs liked to cuddle everything they met. )
Freedom of Speech
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Tenth Doctor/Simm Master, Fifth Doctor/Ainley Master, Donna, Tegan, and Turlough
Warnings:  This is very, very silly.  I do mean that.  What possesses me to write these things, I'll never know...  Also, it's unbeta'ed.  Go easy on it?  -_-;;;   And it's slightly AU, mainly because it changes a few of Donna's reactions in the fourth series finale and because the Master isn't quite as dead as he would like the Doctor to believe.
Notes:  Written for the [ profile] best_enemies ¡Viva la Revolución! Russian Hacker challenge.  It is utterly silly and has roughly the same concept as the awesome Sixth Doctor response written by [ profile] tardiscrash (great minds think alike!), but hopefully is different enough to still be interesting.  It does also have a slightly different twist to it...  Anyway, enjoy!

UPDATE:  Now with awesome art from [info]pride1289 in the comments!!!


Everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression... except the Master. )
So look!  I finally managed an actual drabble-length drabble!  And it's not the greatest, because Five and Ainley Master were all like... No!  We're not going to work with Memory!   Well, fine then.  See if I care.  I'll just stick with Three and Delgado Master since they like me more...  T_T  

Anyway, it's short.  Enjoy it for what it's worth.

EDIT: Now with a second drabble-length drabble!  I think I'm getting the hang of these...

America's Favorite Pastime and Practice Makes Perfect
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to. 
Characters: Fifth Doctor/Ainley Master for the first one, Jo and the Third Doctor for the second.
Warnings: The first one's not that great?  I tried.  -_-;;;
Notes: America's Favorite Pastime was written for the [ profile] best_enemies drabble prompt, "Russia and/or America" using the latter prompt.  Why?  Cause I like baseball.  <3  At least it wasn't American football, Doctor?  Practice Makes Perfect was written for the drabble prompt "Spain and/or China" for the same com.  Because I could.

The Master was trying, really he was. )
This was a drabble written for the weekly drabble challenge over at [ profile] best_enemies .  As it is over five hundred words, it rather failed as a drabble, but hey... No one's really counting, right?  Anyway, the two words were 'Chess' and 'Jedi' and, well, I had to make the obvious joke with it...

"Let the wookie win..." )

White Day

Feb. 23rd, 2011 06:20 pm

I can't believe I'm actually admitting to writing this, but there it is... This was originally written for the Best Enemies Anonymous Kink Meme and I had every intention of keeping this anonymous, but it grew on me, I suppose. Anyway, here it is, in all of its crack-tastic glory. Heaven save you for reading it...

Also a few cultural notes, since I'm not going to assume everyone who is a Doctor Who fan is a fan of anime. You can skip over this if you are, since it'll probably be nothing new to you. There are a few cultural differences I should mention. In Japan and most Asian countries, Valentine's Day is not the big date night, lovey-dovey occasion it is here. That's actually reserved for Christmas. On Valentine's day, the girls make chocolate for the guys. That stated, there are three different 'kinds' of chocolates that girls give. Giri-choko, or obligation chocolate, is given to co-workers or classmates that you either don't like or feel like you have an obligation to give chocolate to. This is usually store bought, without a lot of thought put in. Honmei-choko (favorite chocolate) is homemade chocolate with a lot of effort put in, usually reserved for the 'special' guy. Finally, tomo-choko, or friend chocolate, is chocolate that girls give to their other girl friends.

Once the guys have received their chocolates, they have a month until "White Day" to get a reply gift. Men are expected to get return gifts that are twice or even three times more expensive, and some traditional White Day gifts are marshmallows, white chocolate, jewelery, or white lingerie. XD

One final note... I'd just like to say for my sanity that this really isn't me. I hate Valentine's Day, I usually dislike crack and the one person who read it before I posted called it 'absolutely adorable' (also not me). It doesn't even sound remotely like me.

White Day
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Warnings: There's a tentacle monster, but other than that just a heck of a lot of crack and warm fuzzies that I'm rather ashamed of. Also, I suppose you could say there's a bit of slash to it, but I maintain it's a fairly innocent exchange of friend/enemy-ship. So look for slash if you want it, if not, take it for what it is. And for a prompt from a kink meme, it's also very much without any sex, so don't fear about the prompt. It is, as I stated, rather innocent.
Orginal Prompt: How do the Master and the Doctor celebrate Valentine's Day? Hearts and flowers? Galactic Empires and blasters? Handcuffs and dildos?
Author's Thanks: Many thanks (and curses) to Cyropi for not only setting up my downfall into writing this, but insisting I write it as well. Not to mention betaing it and making it a thousand times better. Thanks and curses go to the writer of the prompt for giving me the rabid plot bunny in the first place.

The Master wasn't exactly pleased... )




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