Sparkling Is Not Cool

Sparkling Is Not Cool
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/Simm Master, Amy/Rory
Warnings:  Severe amounts of crack.  Also, a bit of Twilight bashing.  I'm not even sure I want to claim this one, to be honest...  I can't believe I'm posting this.  And like all my drabbles, completely un-beta'ed, so forgive its faults?
Notes: Written for the best_enemies drabble prompt, "Ireland and/or Transylvania" using the latter prompt with the requested vampires. 

First of all, I want to apologize to Twilight fans, because I've not written the books in a good light.  Secondly, I'd like to apologize to non-Twilight fans, because I've not written the Doctor in a good light.  Third... I apologize to everyone who reads this for the brain cells they are going to loose.  Trust me, I've already lost several writing it.  If you're still here and willing to read...  Enjoy?

( "I sparkle now. Sparkling is cool." )