Browncoat

Browncoat
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.   Nor do I own Firefly.
Characters: Tenth Doctor/Simm Master
Warnings:  More silliness.  Lots and lots of silliness.  And you don't need to know a thing about Firefly to understand this fic, though it's more amusing with foreknowledge of the series. 
Original Prompt: I sort of want to see something to do with a guilty pleasure where one of them is either a secret fan (-cough-obsessed-cough-) of sci-fi, steam punk- or something else along these lines, and the other exploits it. It can be any Doctor/Master pairing, funny, taunting, or sexy...Please? :)
Notes: Written for the best_enemies anon meme. Original can be found here.  Again, you don't need to know anything about Firefly to understand this fic.  The Doctor doesn't and he's the one narrating.  My beta reader found it perfectly enjoyable despite not knowing a thing about Firefly, so take her word for it.  XD
Thanks: Many thanks to my beta, narwhale_callin.  I adore you for betaing even though I sometimes overwhelm you with fic!

( The Doctor's coat was missing. )