First lines

So I saw on someone else's journal (I wish I could remember whose it was, but alas, it is beyond my memory at the moment) a meme about taking the first line of the last twenty things you've written and seeing what that says about you as a writer.  Curiosity got the better of me. It's not a fic, but I figure I might as well post it here anyway.  They aren't quite in order, but it was just easiest to go through my lj and pick it from there. 
( Behold... most of my first lines )