Attn: Who Writters. I am disappoint.

[dragonofmemory]

Dear Writters of Who,

I regret to inform you that you have disappointed me.  On thinking it over, I realized there wasn't a single actual dragon in canon Who.  At least not that I'm aware of.  I looked it up on the DW wiki, and so far there was only one potential episode with Seven that I haven't seen where there might be dragons, but it didn't seem like that from the description I read?   Even if there is, one serial out of how many? 

We need some frickin' dragons in here, people.  This is a grievous omission that needs to be rectified.  Immediately.  If we can do Atlantis twice, I want dragons.  >.>

Sincerely,
A concerned dragon. 

P.S.
Especially gold ones.  I do so like gold ones.  *ignores the fact no one will get her B5 reference*

Comments

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've been wanting a dragon episode in Who since forever. THE PLANET OF DRAGONS. How is that not an instant hit?

[dragonofmemory]

Exactly! Who has even done Unicorns before. Why no dragons, Who Writers? T_T

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Unicorns?! Wheeeeerrrreeeee???

[dragonofmemory]

Mind Robber. It's a Two serial.

Which totally means there should be dragons too. >.>

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

**blinks** Odd. I've seen that one, too. Hm, I'll trust your memory on it though. You stake your very username on it, after all. XD

[dragonofmemory]

It was a very, very short scene. Zoe was afraid of it and the unicorn was about to attack them. Still, it was there. Which is more than we can say about real dragons. That Chinese play doesn't count.

And I do stake my username on it. XD

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Mostly what I remember from that serial is awesomeness and especially "OH NO! I've got his nose wrong! D:" Lol, not-Jamie. XD

I feel like there should be a dramatic gong noise whenever your username is spoken. Oh look, I found how I can do that! http://www.instantsfun.es/all ALLLLL the buttons!

Oh hey, there's a button with me on it! *clicks on "narwhales!" and feels sheer glee* Why yes, I am the jedi of the sea. :D :D :D

[dragonofmemory]

Heh heh. Yes. Poor Jamie. XD

O_o Really now? I haven't been to that site in a while. XD My favorite was always the muppets, Noooooooooooooooooo! and the Zelda ones (HEY! LISTEN!). I like that they've added Portal ones now. Oh, Turrets...

I'll take your word on that. <3

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

I hadn't been on the site in a while either. And I was all like "woooaaahhh" things are different and new!

Hey, the song says it, not me. Therefore it must be me, because I didn't say it, and I am incapable of lying.

**suddenly stares in horror at that last sentence, because there are so many logic loops in it that I can't decipher it**

[dragonofmemory]

I'll admit, I've used the HEY! LISTEN! one to simulate playing Ocarina of Time for someone who hasn't played it before. I basically tell them to press it fifty times. Really, just keep pressing it until all you can think about is whacking that frickin' fairy with a baseball bat as hard as possible, and you've had the game experience in a nutshell.

VG Cats knows what I'm talking about.

It really doesn't make sense, but that's okay. We love you anyway.

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha it's true, though. Whatever game planner thought that it was a good idea to have the fairy be that obnoxious was obviously a sadist.

:D I've seen that comic!

I live in my own little world of logic. ^_^;; It is the same world that tells me Santa and the Stork are the same person. By virtue of the transitive property, of course.

[dragonofmemory]

Usually there's nothing wrong with a little sadism. In this case, I have to say, there's rightful cause for mass slaughter of fairies. >.>

I do like VG Cats. They amuse me.

Logic, like sanity, is over-rated. Unless you're Vulcan, and then I suppose it would be pretty important.

unit isn't going to let him keep it

[pride1289.livejournal.com]

because dragons and who go together way too well, I drew this really quickly.

Re: unit isn't going to let him keep it

[dragonofmemory]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Zomg. That just made my day. Dragons! And it's a gold one! You don't realize how much squeeing there is going on right now. Especially after seeing the Master's smirk.

UNIT totally needs to let him keep it. Well, maybe not the Master keeping it, but the Doctor would make sure it has a good home. It could even guard HQ! And this is an oddly adorable mental image, especially the Doctor making sure that the Brigadier has become fond of the Dragon so that he can't say no to keeping it. SEE, WHO WRITERS? THIS IS SO WHY WE NEED MORE DRAGONS.

I'm just going to go back to squeeing in the corner now. Thank you so much for posting this!

Re: unit isn't going to let him keep it

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

YES.

YES.

SO MUCH WIN. RIGHT NOW. BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

YES.

Re: unit isn't going to let him keep it

[dragonofmemory]

Yyyup, that about sums it up. XD